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Not a Transformer...
Whenever I let people play with my new phone I feel like I’m watching an otter try to get something out of an abalone. They squeeze it, tap it, slide it.
I swear, with all the touch screens, flippity keypads, and voice activation doodads phones aren’t so much phones anymore.
I think they half expect it to morph into Optimus Prime.
It’s not a Transformer, it’s a...
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Couldn't be a Bitch if I tried...
I had one of those legitimate moments. The ones where I was completely entitled to be the biggest bitch, to give someone a hard time. And every single time I see them, I imagine all of the edgy-hurtful daytime drama tv-show-esque lines that I would pull. You know the ones. The ones that you think of after the time has passed, when you’re sitting in your bed silently preparing an arsenal...